If a man says he will fix it, there's no need to remind him EVERY 6 MONTHS WYS-123 UNISEX

I will ONLY be talking to my DOG today WYS-112 UNISEX

Life is too SHORT to work with A$$HOLES WYS-98 UNISEX

SMILE. It DESTROYS your enemies. WYS-82 UNISEX

There comes a time when you have to decide to TURN the page or CLOSE the book WYS-78 UNISEX

I love DRUNK ME, but I don't trust that F*CKING BITCH WYS-74 UNISEX

We agree to disagree. NOW GO F*CK YOURSELF! WYS-69 UNISEX

I have no problem admitting I'm wrong, like the time I GOT MARRIED. WYS-56 UNISEX

I haven't always been this ANGRY and SARCASTIC It's taken YEARS WYS-49 UNISEX

I'm the reason MOMMY DRINKS WYS-47 UNISEX

I ALWAYS arrive late to work, but I make up for it by LEAVING EARLY WYS-44 UNISEX

When you're RIGHT, NO ONE remembers. When you're WRONG, NO ONE forgets. WYS-41 UNISEX

Life is like toilet paper. You're either on a roll or taking SH!T from some A$$HOLE. WYS-38 UNISEX

Have A Nice Day Middle Finger No Shows / Low Cut / Ankle Socks FL-47

You're not STUPID. You just have BAD LUCK when you think. WYS-156 UNISEX

Being CREMATED is my Last Chance for a SMOKING HOT BODY WYS-151 UNISEX

It's CRAZY how EXPENSIVE being ALIVE is WYS-150 UNISEX

After this, HELL should be EASY WYS-148 UNISEX

What Doesn't KILL YOU....Disappoints ME WYS-147 UNISEX

I'm actually not FUNNY. I'm just MEAN and people think I'm JOKING. WYS-146 UNISEX

I'm actually not FUNNY. I'm just MEAN and people think I'm JOKING. WYS-146 UNISEX

THE ANSWER IS NO! Now, what was your question? WYS-145 UNISEX

No Need to Repeat Yourself. I IGNORED YOU JUST FINE the First Time. WYS-143 UNISEX

I PRETEND to Work, They Pretend to Pay Me WYS-141 UNISEX

I NEED A 6 MONTH VACATION TWICE A YEAR WYS-139 UNISEX

True Friends Don't Judge Each Other, THEY JUDGE OTHERS...Together WYS-138 UNISEX

STRESSED Spelled Backwards is DESSERTS WYS-137 UNISEX

My Husband Thinks I'm CRAZY, but I'm NOT the One Who Married Me WYS-136 UNISEX

I Give 110% Half of the Time WYS-135 UNISEX

Someone PLEASE call 9 WINE WINE WYS-130 UNISEX

May our weekends be LONG and our Tequila be STRONG WYS-129 UNISEX

You're my FAVORITE PAIN IN THE ASS WYS-121 UNISEX

I LOVE GOD, but some of his children are a pain in the A$$ WYS-116 UNISEX

SUCCESS is the GREATEST MIDDLE FINGER WYS-83 UNISEX

Nobody CARES about your story until you WIN. SO WIN! WYS-80 UNISEX

My husband and I were happy for 20 YEARS. Then we met. WYS-67 UNISEX

I MARRIED the man of my dreams and the mother-in-law of my NIGHTMARES WYS-60 UNISEX

I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole world can KISS MY A$$ WYS-48 UNISEX

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make ONCE WYS-29 UNISEX

I don't have a bucket list, but I have a F*CK IT LIST WYS-25 UNISEX