I know life is UNFAIR, but this is F*CKING RIDICULOUS WYS-85 UNISEX

YES I have a beautiful daughter. I also have a GUN, a SHOVEL & an ALIBI. WYS-72 UNISEX

While you are STABBING me in the back KISS my A$$ TOO WYS-53 UNISEX

I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like total BULLSH!T WYS-52 UNISEX

SEEN it all, DONE it all, CAN'T REMEMBER SH!T WYS-32 UNISEX

JESUS loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an A$$HOLE WYS-28 UNISEX

My Mom didn't raise a DUMMY, and if she did IT WAS MY BROTHER WYS-155 UNISEX

You Can't TELL Me What To Do. You're Not My Dog. WYS-131 UNISEX

I just asked myself if I'm CRAZY and we said NO. WYS-122 UNISEX

I'm no cactus expert, but I know a PRICK when I see one WYS-114 UNISEX

I F*CKING SWEAR because I F*CKING CARE WYS-75 UNISEX

Easy like a SUNDAY MORNING WYS-71 UNISEX

YOU should be happy that I'm not a TWIN WYS-64 UNISEX

I'm not fat I'm just so F*CKING SEXY it OVERFLOWS WYS-55 UNISEX

Sometimes I tell myself the jail time isn't worth it WYS-10 UNISEX

I IDENTIFY as a THREAT. My pronouns are TRY / ME WYS-154 UNISEX

You are about to EXCEED the limits of my MEDICATION WYS-153 UNISEX

COMO ESTAS BITCHES WYS-134 UNISEX

I'd rather be home with My DOG WYS-128 UNISEX

She's a GOOD GIRL, LOVES HER MAMA, LOVES JESUS and AMERICA TOO WYS-127 UNISEX

Forget the dogs, WHO LET THE IDIOTS OUT? WYS-126 UNISEX

Money doesn't BUY happiness, unless you spend it on WINE WYS-94 UNISEX

If you don't like the way I do things, FEEL FREE to MIND YOUR F*CKING BUSINESS WYS-81 UNISEX

LESS Friends, LESS Drama. KEEP your circle small. WYS-79 UNISEX

People like YOU are the REASON we have MIDDLE FINGERS WYS-76 UNISEX

I'm afraid if I stop drinking, I'll replace it with MURDERING WYS-63 UNISEX

TODAY is the TOMORROW you worried about YESTERDAY WYS-45 UNISEX

Doing NOTHING is HARD. I never know when I'm done. WYS-24 UNISEX

I'm not LAZY, I'm just VERY RELAXED WYS-23 UNISEX

My HATERS are my MOTIVATORS WYS-15 UNISEX

Go F*CK Yourself WYS-11 UNISEX

I'm the REASON DADDY DRINKS WYS-07 UNISEX

COFFEE spelled backwards is EEFFOC, as I don't give EEFFOC until I had my COFFEE WYS-157 UNISEX

I'm not saying I HATE YOU, BUT I'd unplug your LIFE SUPPORT to charge MY PHONE WYS-152 UNISEX

I've done TERRIBLE things for MONEY. Like getting up early to go to work. WYS-149 UNISEX

I DON'T LIKE "MORNING PEOPLE". Or Mornings. Or People. WYS-144 UNISEX

AND YET Despite the Look on My Face, YOU'RE STILL TALKING WYS-142 UNISEX

Whoever Said MONEY Can't Buy Happiness, NEVER PAID for a Divorce WYS-140 UNISEX

AWAKE NOT WOKE WYS-133 UNISEX

Dear Karma, I have a list of people you MISSED WYS-125 UNISEX