I DRINK wine because my therapist says I SHOULDN'T keep things bottled up. WYS-118 UNISEX

Cannabis 2 Weed / Pot Socks FC-232

You're # 1 Middle Finger Socks FC-224

Good Morning to some of YOU, FUCK YOU to THE REST WYS-105 UNISEX

I don't get drunk. I get LESS classy and MORE FUN. WYS-96 UNISEX

Yes I'm a BITCH, but not YOURS WYS-77 UNISEX

I checked my receipt and I didn't buy any of your BULLSH!T WYS-61 UNISEX

Studies have shown, smart people swear more than STUPID MOTHERF*CKERS WYS-50 UNISEX

My opinions may change, but not the FACT that I'm always RIGHT WYS-27 UNISEX

"F*CK IT" is usually my final thought before most decisions WYS-21 UNISEX

I give ZERO F*CKS WYS-06 UNISEX

A Day without WINE Is like.......Just Kidding, I have no idea! WYS-132 UNISEX

I need something stronger than coffee but less than cocaine right now WYS-100 UNISEX

One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila FLOOR WYS-46 UNISEX

I'm not ARGUING with you. I'm explaining why I'm right. WYS-19 UNISEX

I doubt vodka is the answer, but it's worth A SHOT WYS-102 UNISEX

I don't have an attitude problem. YOU have an UNDERSTANDING PROBLEM. WYS-30 UNISEX

My Boss is an A$$HOLE WYS-01 UNISEX

Just Here to Bang Men's Socks FM-112

I'm not BOSSY, I just have LEADERSHIP SKILLS WYS-120 UNISEX

IGNORANCE can be EDUCATED, CRAZY can be MEDICATED, but there's no cure for STUPID WYS-119 UNISEX

I would like to THANK my MIDDLE FINGER for sticking up for me. WYS-117 UNISEX

I meet some people and feel BAD for their CAT WYS-109 UNISEX

At first I cared, then I was like "NAH F*CK YOU" WYS-91 UNISEX

If SWEARING burned calories, I'd be a real SKINNY BITCH WYS-73 UNISEX

ALCOHOL doesn't solve any problems, but neither does milk WYS-40 UNISEX

Words can't EXPRESS how much I DON'T GIVE A F*CK WYS-18 UNISEX

You COULDN'T HANDLE me even if I came with INSTRUCTIONS WYS-16 UNISEX

I'm ALLERGIC to PEOPLE WYS-14 Unisex

The FIRST 5 DAYS after the weekend are the HARDEST WYS-04 UNISEX

COMO ESTAS BITCHES WYS-134 UNISEX

I SAY WHAT EVERYONE else is thinking WYS-124 UNISEX

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die next weekend WYS-101 UNISEX

I know the voices aren't real. But man do they come up with some CRAZY SH!T WYS-97 UNISEX

You bring the alcohol, I'll bring THE BAD DECISIONS WYS-93 UNISEX

I know life is UNFAIR, but this is F*CKING RIDICULOUS WYS-85 UNISEX

YES I have a beautiful daughter. I also have a GUN, a SHOVEL & an ALIBI. WYS-72 UNISEX

I don't like anyone telling me what to do, unless I'm NAKED WYS-68 UNISEX

Is your A$$ jealous of all the SH!T that comes out of your mouth? WYS-54 UNISEX

All the things I like to do are either ILLEGAL, IMMORAL or FATTENING WYS-43 UNISEX