Have A Nice Day Middle Finger Men's Socks FM-44

Stripper Pole Dancer Men's Socks FM-23

I can't be held responsible for what my face does when you talk. WYS-70 UNISEX

Have A Nice Day Middle Finger Socks FC-186

You're # 1 Middle Finger Men's Socks FM-77

Relax... we're all crazy... It's NOT a COMPETITION WYS-95 UNISEX

These are the socks I wear when I don't give a SHIT WYS-12 Unisex

Can you see the "F*CK YOU" in my smile WYS-92 UNISEX

95% of being married is just yelling "WHAT" from the other room WYS-103 UNISEX

EVERYONE has the right to be stupid. YOU are abusing the privilege. WYS-33 UNISEX

In alcohol's defense, I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too WYS-99 UNISEX

If I agree with you, we will BOTH BE WRONG WYS-26 UNISEX

Oh you think I GIVE A SHIT. HOW CUTE. WYS-88 UNISEX

PLEASE just STOP TALKING WYS-35 UNISEX

It's beginning to look a lot like F*CK THIS" WYS-86 UNISEX

Dear life...Would you PLEASE start using LUBRICANT WYS-57 UNISEX

Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for COFFEE The other half, I wonder if it's too early for ALCOHOL WYS-107 UNISEX

I'm not a person you should ever put on speakerphone. EVER. WYS-106 UNISEX

We've been friends for SO LONG, I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence WYS-104 UNISEX

Do I look like a F*CKING PEOPLE PERSON WYS-66 UNISEX

It's called KARMA and it's pronounced "HA HA F*CK YOU" WYS-84 UNISEX

We don't need GUN CONTROL, we need IDIOT CONTROL WYS-42 UNISEX

I'm at a point in life that I need a STRONGER word than F*CK WYS-58 UNISEX

If I actually spoke my mind, I'd be in DEEP SH!T WYS-90 UNISEX

I meet some people and feel BAD for their DOG WYS-111 UNISEX

I don't believe everyone was KUNG FU FIGHTING WYS-65 UNISEX

I like my job slightly more than being HOMELESS WYS-62 UNISEX

I didn't say it was YOUR FAULT, I said I was BLAMING YOU WYS-39 UNISEX

EXERCISE? I thought you said "EXTRA FRIES" WYS-17 UNISEX

Have A Nice Day Middle Finger KNEE HIGH Socks FK-34

Once upon a time, F*CK YOU. THE END. WYS-89 UNISEX

As long as there is COFFEE, everything will be FINE WYS-59 UNISEX

I'm too SEXY for these socks WYS-36 UNISEX

If you met my family you would understand WYS-22 UNISEX

The more people I meet, the MORE I like my cat WYS-108 UNISEX

When GOD made me, he was just SHOWING OFF WYS-37 UNISEX

I'm not INSULTING you, I'm DESCRIBING YOU WYS-31 UNISEX

Always running LATE is my cardio WYS-20 UNISEX

I DRINK wine because my therapist says I SHOULDN'T keep things bottled up. WYS-118 UNISEX

If you're HAPPY and you know it, it's the MEDS WYS-115 UNISEX