If you don't like the way I do things, FEEL FREE to MIND YOUR F*CKING BUSINESS WYS-81 UNISEX

LESS Friends, LESS Drama. KEEP your circle small. WYS-79 UNISEX

People like YOU are the REASON we have MIDDLE FINGERS WYS-76 UNISEX

I'm afraid if I stop drinking, I'll replace it with MURDERING WYS-63 UNISEX

TODAY is the TOMORROW you worried about YESTERDAY WYS-45 UNISEX

Doing NOTHING is HARD. I never know when I'm done. WYS-24 UNISEX

I'm not LAZY, I'm just VERY RELAXED WYS-23 UNISEX

My HATERS are my MOTIVATORS WYS-15 UNISEX

Go F*CK Yourself WYS-11 UNISEX

I'm the REASON DADDY DRINKS WYS-07 UNISEX

COFFEE spelled backwards is EEFFOC, as I don't give EEFFOC until I had my COFFEE WYS-157 UNISEX

I'm not saying I HATE YOU, BUT I'd unplug your LIFE SUPPORT to charge MY PHONE WYS-152 UNISEX

I've done TERRIBLE things for MONEY. Like getting up early to go to work. WYS-149 UNISEX

I DON'T LIKE "MORNING PEOPLE". Or Mornings. Or People. WYS-144 UNISEX

AND YET Despite the Look on My Face, YOU'RE STILL TALKING WYS-142 UNISEX

Whoever Said MONEY Can't Buy Happiness, NEVER PAID for a Divorce WYS-140 UNISEX

AWAKE NOT WOKE WYS-133 UNISEX

Dear Karma, I have a list of people you MISSED WYS-125 UNISEX

If a man says he will fix it, there's no need to remind him EVERY 6 MONTHS WYS-123 UNISEX

I will ONLY be talking to my DOG today WYS-112 UNISEX

Life is too SHORT to work with A$$HOLES WYS-98 UNISEX

SMILE. It DESTROYS your enemies. WYS-82 UNISEX

There comes a time when you have to decide to TURN the page or CLOSE the book WYS-78 UNISEX

I love DRUNK ME, but I don't trust that F*CKING BITCH WYS-74 UNISEX

We agree to disagree. NOW GO F*CK YOURSELF! WYS-69 UNISEX

I have no problem admitting I'm wrong, like the time I GOT MARRIED. WYS-56 UNISEX

I haven't always been this ANGRY and SARCASTIC It's taken YEARS WYS-49 UNISEX

I'm the reason MOMMY DRINKS WYS-47 UNISEX

I ALWAYS arrive late to work, but I make up for it by LEAVING EARLY WYS-44 UNISEX

When you're RIGHT, NO ONE remembers. When you're WRONG, NO ONE forgets. WYS-41 UNISEX

Life is like toilet paper. You're either on a roll or taking SH!T from some A$$HOLE. WYS-38 UNISEX

Men's Heel Cups for Shoes One Size Fits Most - ON SALE NOW

Have A Nice Day Middle Finger No Shows / Low Cut / Ankle Socks FL-47

You're not STUPID. You just have BAD LUCK when you think. WYS-156 UNISEX

Being CREMATED is my Last Chance for a SMOKING HOT BODY WYS-151 UNISEX

It's CRAZY how EXPENSIVE being ALIVE is WYS-150 UNISEX

After this, HELL should be EASY WYS-148 UNISEX

What Doesn't KILL YOU....Disappoints ME WYS-147 UNISEX

I'm actually not FUNNY. I'm just MEAN and people think I'm JOKING. WYS-146 UNISEX

I'm actually not FUNNY. I'm just MEAN and people think I'm JOKING. WYS-146 UNISEX